1/3 Of A Trident

Holy shit! Arsenal have signed Lacazette!! 1/3 of my French Trident piece over a week ago is being validated. Maybe I should post more nonsense like that… 🙈

It can’t be worse than Paul The Octopus (R.I.P.) or that one polar bear who supposedly predicts match winners. All bets on people!… Jk, I’ll be putting my money on more French things. Maybe that’ll get us Mbappe and rescue Martial from his oppression at United.

We can only hope 🙌

A French Trident, A French Connection, A French Delight

If rumors and the latest transfer “news” are to be believed Arsenal is going to get a long awaited French attack. This trident of a French connection is composed of one young Mbappe, the middle child Monsieur Martial and the old lad Lacazzette (whose last name I’m rhyming Spanish words with). Maybe it was Arsene Wenger’s plan all along to lead Arsenal with a front three of French goodness. Harnessing the power of baguettes, cheese and wine (maybe not this one) will lead Arsenal to the culinary top. Give the wine to Chelsea, leave the liver to pool and confuse the Manchesters with a varient selection of cheeses. 

Not to worry as Arsenal has the winning cheese. All terrible French inspired jokes and puns aside, that front three is an expensive three. Mbappe is available if you have over €100 million laying around, Lyon just upped the price on Lacazette to €65 million and I assume Martial will also be overpriced. With the cost of this frontline they better have a few Michelin stars among them. 

I’m eagerly awaiting to the morning I wake up and see the club has signed someone. Until then I’ll eat more cheese and have myself a red. 

Later!

FA Cup Winners, not losers (Chelsea)

Arsenal denied Chelsea the pleasure of completing the double. Double the pleasure wasn’t to be for Chelsea, but to say us Arsenal fans had half the pleasure is just wrong. It was a performance that pinged out assurances that the Arsenal machine was going to give its update a run for its money. 

The club should get new players and move on those who aren’t needed. The club should also give those youngsters on the cusp of a first team breakthrough a more relaxed opportunity to play. The club should not use the League Cup to give youngsters minutes. Afterall, it’s another cup English teams have to play for. Can we really be picky about silverware at this stage? The club should break its wage structure to keep Alexis Sanchez and Mesut Ozil. Speaking as a fan of the club, all I want to see is a winning effort being made to keep these two. I will not talk ill of Arsenal’s ability to keep world class players if one or both move on, as long as the effort being made uses all the resources allocated to the cause. It has to be less of an Arsenal effort and one more on par with the other top teams in Europe. 

It pains me to say this, but maybe Arsenal should ease the burden on those essential players who always end up getting hurt. Have them compete with other class players for their spot. On that note, I want all of us to take a moment and daydream about Mertesacker blocking the rain for us and intercepting on our behalf to bring the club another dash of sunshine in the form of an FA Cup. 

His performance was truly inspirational. One would not know that he spent over a year on the sidelines based on the cup final performance alone. I also want to give a shout out to Rob Holding for not falling victim to Diego Costa’s shenannigans. It was hilarious to see him smile over the fuss Costa was putting up. He also put in a mature performance that deserves recognition. Cannavaro who? Ramsey should always play finals. It was interesting to see Mezut drop back a line and play as a central midfielder of sorts. 

P.S. Excuse my shitty attempts at being clever!

Poor and Forward, possibly both?

The team that scores the most goals comes out the winner in a game of football on every corner of the planet. This fact doesn’t deviate even if it is being bounced around to places like the Samoa Islands or Uzbekistan. Once the ball rips through the back of the net you know that something special has occurred. From a Demba Ba tap in to a Hulk like shot stunning the goalkeepers palms, that feeling of scoring has to be experienced to truly grasp what this action conveys. So what drives a forward to score goals?

Arsene Wenger said a few weeks ago that the best forwards in the game today were from South America and I have to agree with him. Luis Saurez, Lionel Messi, Alexis Sanchez, Edison Cavani, and Falcao (before surgery) are just some of the names that jump out of my head when thinking about answers to justify this opinion. I have heard that growing up in poverty helps develop that hustling instinct needed to take advantage of any opportunities that come your way. A striker for all his passing and of the ball movement is ultimately judged by the amount of goals he scores. Taking advantage of a gap between two centerbacks or running into an intended pass because of the space allotted are opportunities to bombard the six yard box with shots. I don’t want to say that a correlation relates between your socioeconomic upbringing and how many goals you score, but both share certain traits that can better be developed when put under pressure from the less than positive attacks of life.

Traits Shared

  • Hard work
  • Eye for opportunity
  • Make a lot out of a little
  • Experience with pressure
  • Hustle
  • Ruthless when it comes to move up a rank