1/3 Of A Trident

Holy shit! Arsenal have signed Lacazette!! 1/3 of my French Trident piece over a week ago is being validated. Maybe I should post more nonsense like that… 🙈

It can’t be worse than Paul The Octopus (R.I.P.) or that one polar bear who supposedly predicts match winners. All bets on people!… Jk, I’ll be putting my money on more French things. Maybe that’ll get us Mbappe and rescue Martial from his oppression at United.

We can only hope 🙌

A French Trident, A French Connection, A French Delight

If rumors and the latest transfer “news” are to be believed Arsenal is going to get a long awaited French attack. This trident of a French connection is composed of one young Mbappe, the middle child Monsieur Martial and the old lad Lacazzette (whose last name I’m rhyming Spanish words with). Maybe it was Arsene Wenger’s plan all along to lead Arsenal with a front three of French goodness. Harnessing the power of baguettes, cheese and wine (maybe not this one) will lead Arsenal to the culinary top. Give the wine to Chelsea, leave the liver to pool and confuse the Manchesters with a varient selection of cheeses. 

Not to worry as Arsenal has the winning cheese. All terrible French inspired jokes and puns aside, that front three is an expensive three. Mbappe is available if you have over €100 million laying around, Lyon just upped the price on Lacazette to €65 million and I assume Martial will also be overpriced. With the cost of this frontline they better have a few Michelin stars among them. 

I’m eagerly awaiting to the morning I wake up and see the club has signed someone. Until then I’ll eat more cheese and have myself a red. 

Later!